January 28th, 2012 at 1:11AM
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Anonymous asked: ugh you are so fantastic, i would seriously marry you. and i'm not even that keen on marriage (aka it seems wildly unappealing unless i'm watching something with jason segel or tom felton in it). but for all your conviction and compassion and intelligence and awesomeness, i would marry you and we could have puppies and watch cool shit together and be an awesome feminist couple.

I adore asks like this.

UGH YOU GUUUUUYS.

4 notes #Anonymous#y so anon?
January 27th, 2012 at 10:39PM

(via electric-dream-machine)

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January 27th, 2012 at 10:26PM

Can movie writers/producers/directors stop making movies with generic titles?

How am I supposed to put something like “Shame” on my blacklist? That is a common word and I certainly don’t want to be missing any posts in which people actually experience shame because those are hilarious.

So if movie producers/whatever/whoever the fuck actually names movies could stop that, one boring fucker on Tumblr who has a blog would really appreciate it.

thanks

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January 27th, 2012 at 10:16PM

There’s a girl at work named “Nurse”

I’ve never heard that as an actual first name before but whatevs.

It takes every single ounce of self-control that I have to not greet her with HELLOOOOOOO NURSE every time I see her.

20 notes #i feel like that's borderline sexual harrassment#like yeah it's her name but i think that would cause discomfort#but how many in your life do you meet someone named nurse?
January 27th, 2012 at 9:34PM

(via manof-iron)

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January 27th, 2012 at 7:14PM

I just can’t see myself coming to the end of my life, looking back, and thinking “I wish I had spent less time on Tumblr and masturbating.”

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January 27th, 2012 at 7:12PM
Steps for instant laughter:

bastardfromabasket:

  1. Click link
  2. Mute video on left
  3. Laugh forever

(via one80two)
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January 27th, 2012 at 5:01PM

What more can I do to put a stop to
this mind-numbing noise you are making?
Where is the line between patting and hitting?
When is rocking rocking and when is it “shaking”? 
I don’t know what else I can do to try and hush you.
My heart says “I love you,”
but my brain’s thinking “Fuck you.”

Tim Minchin - Lullaby

9 notes #favorite song#if i were to somehow ever have children this would be my anthem#tim minchin
January 27th, 2012 at 4:50PM

miijahasacrushontimminchin:

Tim and Sarah are the best parents ever.

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January 27th, 2012 at 4:49PM
asker

Anonymous asked: Where do you work?

At a local animal center.

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