February 2012
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What do you mean Parks and Recreation wasn't new...
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Someone needs to invent the memory erasing device from Eternal Sunshine so I can erase LOST and watch it again for the first time forever.
Gotta be up for work at 4:30 AM
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ohmytrolljegus asked: Travis, bless your heart. I come from the land of Five Guys, but having moved to the southwest, nothing will ever top 2x4 animal style in my heart. Ever.
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Anonymous asked: Have you had Five Guys?
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Hey midwest/east coasters!
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LOL NEVERMIND TO THAT LAST POST
I just checked the NBC website and it turns out Awake is in fact starting on March 1.
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Anonymous asked: HI I'M TRAVIS AND I RUIN PEOPLE'S LIVES BY MAKING THEM WATCH BREAKING BAD.
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smauggins replied to your photo: The Binding of Isaac: A game in which the mother…
sounds like a game rick santorum and rick perry would love
Well there’s one item that temporarily turns you into a unicorn and you can kill anything in the room with your rainbow power so
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Watch
Get off the scale.
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and just as i’m about to go get me a bacon milkshake, my friend whose bf broke up with her last night calls me crying
LOOK I’M SORRY AND YOU’RE A GREAT FRIEND AND I’M HERE FOR YOU BUT NOW IS A BAD FUCKING TIME
Jack in the Box has bacon milkshakes now
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"Oops, did I just say that out loud?"
No… you typed it. And then you commented about the fact that you didn’t mean to type it. Rather than deleting it. And then you hit send.
I’m beginning to suspect that wasn’t actually an accident.
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wewantashrubbery replied to your post: What if you’re wrong about God not existing?
I don’t understand why some people have to be all preachy at us in life. If they’re right, when we die and don’t go to heaven, they get to go “Na na na na na!” So leave us be until the time comes…
This is the biggest problem I have with being an atheist. If I’m right, I don’t get an afterlife in which...
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recycleanimals replied to your post: What if you’re wrong about God not existing?
what if anon is wrong and they wasted their entire life trying to please a nonexistent being
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Anonymous asked: What if you're wrong about God not existing?
“No. No, darling. Get over it.”
– Stephen Fry on whether there’s a God (x)
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Nothing I love more than getting a sobbing phone call late at night because my friend’s boyfriend broke up with her out of no where.
Sounds like I get to egg someone’s house!
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“They make everything weird. That’s what I’m worried about. Chicken....”
– -Karl Pilkington on China
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So this happened at work today:
Me: What's the name of the girl with short hair? I haven't seen her before.
Coworker: Oh, that's Charlie.
Me: Charlie, got it.
Coworker: *bad Australian accent* Chaaaaahlie.
Me: Does she like peanut buttah?
Coworker: OH MY GOD.
Me: NOT PENNY'S BOAT?
Coworker: SOBBED MY HEART OUT.
commence ten minutes of stanning
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dontquityourgayjob replied to your post: completelybackasswards replied to your post: I…
is it weird that i’m attracted?
no shame i had a fucking amazing figure in high school, let’s be real
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Anonymous asked: gurl a/s/l?