March 2012
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can we have a tag for misfits that isn’t completely filled with simon/alisha please and thank you
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Claire sobbing at the animal abuse commercial on Modern Family is the biggest gpo to ever y.
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things to do at 11:00 at night
bake another batch of cookies
play wolfenstein 3d and diddy kong racing
have a dance party to rob zombie, lady gaga, then begin sobbing when shuffle brings on the firefly soundtrack
use my old mattress as a trampoline
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Disneyland this weekend canceled
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Anonymous asked: What's your zodiac sign and which sign do you most identify with?
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I hope Rick Santorum watches Supernatural.
I still hold out hope that someday we’ll get a Hey Arnold! spinoff with all the characters in college.
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February 2012
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Anonymous asked: What's your favorite show of all time?
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arbeloas replied to your post: Tell me your 10 favourite TV shows of all time. You know you wanna.
what about veronica mars
I love that show but I wouldn’t mark it as top 10.
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hobanwashburnes asked: Tell me your 10 favourite TV shows of all time. You know you wanna.
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Anonymous asked: I want to shove my vagina in your face for using iambic pentameter to insult someone.
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Person: I'm stronger than you.
Me: You might be, I mean I'm pretty average.
Person: I'm smarter than you.
Me: That could be true.
Person: I'm more successful than you.
Me: That's nice.
Person: I'm better than you.
Me: That doesn't bother me, I'm happy for you.
Person: I could beat you in Mario Kart or Risk.
Me: BITCH YOU BETTER FUCKING LEARN YOUR PLACE AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN LET'S GO GET THE CONTROLLERS OUT, COUNT OUT YOUR MEN, I'LL PUT ALL MINE ON ASIA AND RACE AS FUCKING TOAD AND STILL BEAT YOUR ASS INTO OBLIVION. ALL YOU WILL REMEMBER OF THIS BATTLE IS A BLACKNESS AND THE DISTANT SOUND OF MY TRIUMPHANT CACKLING AS I TAKE EVERYTHING YOU LOVE AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND.
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Anonymous asked: How can you tell if you're in love?
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Kummerspeck
German word for the weight gained due to overeating caused by extreme emotion or sadness.
Composed of the words Kummer, meaning grief, and Speck, meaning bacon.
Bacon grief.
Example: Sera Gamble, Vince Gilligan, and Steven Moffat are among the top motivators of Kummerspeck on Tumblr.
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"THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!"
So last weekend my brother and our friend kidnapped me and gave me way too much alcohol and it’s only the second time I’ve ever gotten drunk enough to not remember what happened.
And I just got a flash of a memory of it.
Standing outside of the barbecue place down the street and screaming “THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!” and then conducting all crazylike to the traffic on the...
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Fun Fact!
ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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Phouto
M‘Quote
Libnk
Chalt
Aurdio
(Video.)
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Mom: Hey, I thought of a joke earlier. What's the only thing slower than the zombies on The Walking Dead?
Me: Tell me!
Mom: The plot progression on The Walking Dead.
The entire earth: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
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Half of what he said meant something else and the other half didn’t mean...
– Rosencrantz
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Anonymous asked: What's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead about?
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