I want to devote a day to answering asks in the manner of Curtis from Misfits.

Ask: What kind of computer do you use?
Answer: What, you fink just cause I’m on Tumblr, that means I have to use a fucking computer? I shouldn’t even be here.

Ask: Do you like Coke or Pepsi better?
Answer: Why you tryin’ to limit me, man? What if I like RC Cola? You fink you can just fucking define my life’s decisions for me? I shouldn’t even be here.

Ask: What’s your favorite movie?
Answer: I ain’t gotta fucking explain myself to you. Fuckin’ prick. I shouldn’t even be here.

Ask: Do you want to share my ice cream?
Answer: What, you fink I can’t fuckin’ fend my meself? Like I can’t just go down to the store and get my own ice cream if I wanted to? I don’t need your fucking pity, man. I shouldn’t even be here. 

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