You're just the afterbirth, Eli.

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It’s quite a while before you even glimpse a monster, and let me just transcribe my thought process at the time: “Dum de dum. Well, this isn’t very scary. Oh, look, physics! I can throw chairs around like a removal man who’s completely stopped giving a shit. Doors suddenly blowing open in the wind? Yawnorama! Guess I’ll just look around upstairs and then might as well play Halo: Reach for a bit. Nope, nothing much up here either. I’ll just go back and…whoa, what was that thing I just glimpsed running down a hallway? I don’t know, but it looked cross about something, so I think I’ll go down this other hallway instead. Oh, it’s blocked. Guess I’ll turn around and WHERE DID YOU COME FROM! WHAAAA! RUN, RUN, RUN! I’M SORRY, I DIDN’T MEAN TO MESS YOUR CHAIRS UP! OH, PISSING BLIMEY, THERE’S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!”
From Amnesia: The Dark Descent

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