The John Locke strategy:
- Make some rustling in the bushes, causing everyone to think they’re about to be attacked by a boar/the others/a polar bear/what have you
- Walk out from behind the bushes munching on a piece of fruit, act like it’s completely normal for you to be in the middle of fucking no where.
- See everyone pointing their guns at you, then greet them with a jolly “Good morning!”
- Sit with the rest of the group and listen to their problems.
- Tell a random fucking story about your Aunt Jemimah who had a raccoon living in her basement.
- Solve the world’s problems.
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williammillersyndrome said:
MOTHS ARE WEIRD.
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ahsatan said:
these are good-ass liveblogs
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