Nothing I love more than getting a sobbing phone call late at night because my friend’s boyfriend broke up with her out of no where.
Sounds like I get to egg someone’s house!
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ladylinencloset said:
Interrupting asshole says “please egg my house, Travis.”
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theacheofmodernism said:
I forked my friend’s ex’s lawn in high school after he cheated on her. It was fun. We also stuck maxi pads all over his car.
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natasharomanovss said:
I’LL BRING THE SHARP IMPLEMENTS
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smaugins said:
oh yes, egging houses FTW
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williammillersyndrome said:
When my best friend’s boyfriend dumped her, I planned to break in to his house and Nair off his eyebrows. I didn’t, because she lived half way across the country, but I’m just saying.
I mean, I’m not saying.
But I’m just saying.
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