Nothing I love more than getting a sobbing phone call late at night because my friend’s boyfriend broke up with her out of no where.

Sounds like I get to egg someone’s house!

  1. ladylinencloset said: Interrupting asshole says “please egg my house, Travis.”
  2. theacheofmodernism said: I forked my friend’s ex’s lawn in high school after he cheated on her. It was fun. We also stuck maxi pads all over his car.
  3. natasharomanovss said: I’LL BRING THE SHARP IMPLEMENTS
  4. smaugins said: oh yes, egging houses FTW
  5. williammillersyndrome said: When my best friend’s boyfriend dumped her, I planned to break in to his house and Nair off his eyebrows. I didn’t, because she lived half way across the country, but I’m just saying. I mean, I’m not saying. But I’m just saying.
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