and just as i’m about to go get me a bacon milkshake, my friend whose bf broke up with her last night calls me crying

LOOK I’M SORRY AND YOU’RE A GREAT FRIEND AND I’M HERE FOR YOU BUT NOW IS A BAD FUCKING TIME

  1. crumpeteatingwoofter said: Understandable tbh
  2. hiddlesuave said: bacon priorities
  3. shutupanddiehl said: just buy her a bacon milkshake while you’re there
  4. bastardfromabasket posted this
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