You're just the afterbirth, Eli.

I’ll do this because I’m bored but not tagging people SORRY.

1. I’m allergic to latex and can’t touch balloons, Halloween masks, kitchen gloves…. condoms. Or I might die.
2. I have a funky bump on my right middle finger from an accident I had when I was 3. I cut it on a broken window and it never healed properly.
3. I can juggle, contact juggle, and solve a Rubik’s Cube. I have 11 various cubes lying around my house.
4. I can recite all the presidents in order and tell you little bits of trivia about each of them. Despite this, I only got a 4 on my AP US test.
5. My dogs are named Mal and Wash.
6. I was in band from 6th grade on. I was involved with my high school’s marching band from when I was 7 until I graduated. I can play clarinet, bass clarinet, baritone, trumpet, saxophone, and tuba.
7. I probably couldn’t name more than three Beatles songs off the top of my head.
8. I can whistle while inhaling and exhaling, which means I can whistle entire songs without stopping for breath. All of my coworkers hate me.
9. I still haven’t read the last Harry Potter book. I just…. can’t bring myself to do it.
10. When I was growing up, I was CONVINCED that I was adopted, and Doc from Fraggle Rock was my real dad. I was actually terrified of him and had trouble watching the show sometimes because of it. I had vivid nightmares where he and his wife (who I made up in my head, but she was an old librarian) would kidnap me in the middle of the night and take me back to their house.