Anonymous asked: he's a movie director. he does whatever the fuck he wants. get over it.
oh god! there i go expressing my opinion when someone asks for it again!
BAD ZOOT. WICKED, NAUGHTY, EVIL ZOOT.
Anonymous asked: you don't like sweeny todd?
I love Sweeney Todd, which is why I fucking hate that God awful movie.
Hey Tim Burton! I know! Let’s adapt a well known musical where you completely misunderstand the tone of the entire play, butcher (pun intended?) the most important character in the story because you have to cast your wife and she has NO IDEA how to play that character, and cast an entire cast who can’t fucking sing. That way I’ll be too distracted by the horrible fucking music assaulting my ears to notice that you completely took away all of the humor in the play as well.
And you know the girl who’s supposed to be an over the top bad singer? WHY DON’T YOU MAKE HER THE ONLY DECENT SINGER IN THE ENTIRE BUNCH? YEAH THAT’S BRILLIANT. IT’S NOT AT ALL OBVIOUS THAT YOU COMPLETELY MISSED THE ENTIRE POINT OF IRONY BEHIND THE PLAY.
and also take out the best song in the fucking play, and the one that repeats throughout. WHO NEEDS IT?
no
i do not like tim burton’s take on sweeney todd.
Anonymous asked: You didn't like Public Enemies?
I feel like I’ve talked about this before? And recently.
Public Enemies was boring as shit. BUT, in Mr. Depp’s defense, by all accounts that should have been a great movie and he would have been a dumb shit to pass it up. It just ended up really sucking hard for some inexplicable reason.
Anonymous asked: You don't like Johnny Depp?
I love Johnny Depp. It’s just a shame that his career died in the early 2000’s.
Seriously, name two good movies he’s been in since the first Pirates movie. I’ll get you started.
- Finding Neverland
Anonymous asked: ok this is ridiculously random but my sister and i are trying to find an 8-bit game we played years ago as children, and i thought you might know what i'm talking about. it involves a red-headed viking man, and the first part of the game takes part in a medieval village? the name of the game was his name, i think it started with a v or an h. sorry for the weird ask... awkward anon out!
the first thing that springs to my mind is the lost vikings, but that was a 16-bit game and you played as three vikings and the first level took place in a spaceship so… probably not that.
i’ve done some googling and can’t really find anything. I HAVE FAILED YOU, I AM SORRY NONNY.
Anonymous asked: Do you have any tattoos?
I do not. I’m not against the idea, but I don’t know what I’d want. Probably a Calvin & Hobbes tattoo of some sort.
such a badass.
honestly, if i were ever to get a drunk tattoo, i really think i’d get NOT PENNY’S BOAT tattooed on my palm.
and i’d be perfectly fine with that drunken decision.
Anonymous asked: What are you wearing?
My work shirt and jeans which are both covered in dog shit WHAT UP
Anonymous asked: travis gdi can you put a trigger warning on your breaking bad posts because i cannot fucking handle it okay??? like especially that plant shot - i burst into tears the first time i saw it watching the episode, and i've burst into tears every time since. maybe this sounds excessively dramatic but i have a natural flair for that and then when you add breaking bad to the mix things start to get weird. ugh.
THIS IS MY LIFE. I CAN’T PUT A TRIGGER WARNING ON MY LIFE.
Anonymous asked: Where do you live?
Despite the slightly creepy vibe I’m getting from this ask, I’ll answer because it’s probably pretty well known that I live in San Diego area.