JAMIE DREW ME BECAUSE SHE’S AWESOME AND I LOVE IT HI THIS IS ME THIS IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME

JAMIE DREW ME BECAUSE SHE’S AWESOME AND I LOVE IT HI THIS IS ME THIS IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME

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bodiddleydarn asked: TAG, MOTHERFUCKER. YOU'RE IT. The rules are to state 10 random facts about yourself. Then, go to your ten favorite blogs and tell them that they are it :D

I’ll do this because I’m bored but not tagging people SORRY.

  1. I’m allergic to latex and can’t touch balloons, Halloween masks, kitchen gloves…. condoms. Or I might die.
  2. I have a funky bump on my right middle finger from an accident I had when I was 3. I cut it on a broken window and it never healed properly.
  3. I can juggle, contact juggle, and solve a Rubik’s Cube. I have 11 various cubes lying around my house.
  4. I can recite all the presidents in order and tell you little bits of trivia about each of them. Despite this, I only got a 4 on my AP US test.
  5. My dogs are named Mal and Wash.
  6. I was in band from 6th grade on. I was involved with my high school’s marching band from when I was 7 until I graduated. I can play clarinet, bass clarinet, baritone, trumpet, saxophone, and tuba.
  7. I probably couldn’t name more than three Beatles songs off the top of my head.
  8. I can whistle while inhaling and exhaling, which means I can whistle entire songs without stopping for breath. All of my coworkers hate me.
  9. I still haven’t read the last Harry Potter book. I just…. can’t bring myself to do it.
  10. When I was growing up, I was CONVINCED that I was adopted, and Doc from Fraggle Rock was my real dad. I was actually terrified of him and had trouble watching the show sometimes because of it. I had vivid nightmares where he and his wife (who I made up in my head, but she was an old librarian) would kidnap me in the middle of the night and take me back to their house.

About Travis

At my 500 followers milestone, I suppose everyone would like to know who I really am. loljk that’s not it at all. I just love to talk about myself. I’m like the most interesting guy in my life.
Yes, I do always look as high as I do in that picture. It’s a gift. I’ve actually never done any drugs in my life, but for some reason I always look like I’m blazed out of my mind. Especially when people don’t tell me they’re taking my picture.
My name is Travis.
I’m 22.
Daniel Plainview is everything I want to be in life.
Despite everything I post, and how much I join in the hnnnnging over people like Misha Collins, I am in fact straight.
I just have a large list of people I’d go gay for, given the smallest opportunity.
I love watching TV/movies. If I could get paid to just do that forever, I’d be a happy person. Looks like I’m gonna marry me a rich girl.
I have a huge tumblr family. Basically, if you ever talk to me at all, or if I ever talk to you, you’re in my family.
I listen pretty much exclusively to metal, classic rock, and Broadway music. I’m very particular about the music I listen to, and don’t really listen to much new stuff.
If I like you enough, I’ll listen to this really good band you just listened to that I HAVE TO hear.
But I don’t like you that much. So don’t.
My twitter is @a42towels, you can follow me there if you’d like.
And my last.fm is also a42towels.
The fact that there’s currently 503 of you who care enough to follow me, or are too lazy to click the unfollow button, is fucking incomprehensible to me.
I love all of my followers. Don’t be afraid to leave me shit.
The rest of this is going behind a READ MORE so I don’t clog up all your dashes.
If it works.
Things you should expect to see a lot of on my tumblr: Buffy, Angel, Firefly, anything Joss Whedon, Supernatural, Veronica Mars, Kristen Bell, Yvonne Strahovski, Danneel Harris, True Blood, Chuck, BSG, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Community, Modern Family, whatever the fuck I feel like, okay?
YOUR QUESTIONS:
"WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE KID, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW  UP?"
An ice cream man.
"if you were stranded on an island, who & what would you  bring?"
A continent.
"What is your favorite milkshake flavor?"
Peanut butter, but if that’s not available, I switch between  chocolate and vanilla depending on my mood.
"If someone broke into your house, what would you do"
Kindly give them a gun and direct them to my roommate’s room.
"Do you own/want to own an icecream van?"
IT’S ONLY BEEN MY DREAM SINCE I WAS 3.
"What’s your favorite style of mustache?"
I love outrageous mustaches. You know the mustache the Millenium  Star had in Mario Party 4? That is what I want.
"If you could spend your life with only one person, who would it  be?"
Um Kristen Bell
If you mean someone I actually know, then lol no one
Except my dog. He can stay forever.
"What’s your favorite movie?"
The one I’ll make in the bedroom with KBell someday.
Failing that, Shawshank.
"Have you ever eaten a crayon?"
No, but my dog did once. He pooped blue and orange for three  days.
"Who is the hottest teacher you’ve ever had?"
My sophomore year algebra teacher. HNNNNNNNNNG. She was like 50  but she looked our age and every boy wanted to sleep with her. She knew  it too, she dressed like a skank.
And even though I maintain that I am straight… My freshman year  history teacher, Mr. Chagala. HOLY FUCK WHAT I WOULDN’T DO TO THAT MAN.  Back me up on this, Lindsey (lol like anyone’s read this far.)
"Have you ever had a poem/song written about/for you?"
Yes. That’s all you need to know.
"What was your childhood nickname?"
I have had so many nicknames through my life, it is ridiculous.  To name a few: Kid, T-Dog, T-Bag, Slut, Trav (ONLY MY MOM GETS TO CALL  ME THAT.), Trav-I.
"Do you want to bring sexy back?"
There is no want about it. That shit has been brought.
"Something that makes you cringe?"
The sound of cardboard rubbing together.
"What do you do when vending machines steal your money?"
Steal all the gum on the bottom row.
"What’s the main ringtone on your cellphone?"
I change it between Still Alive from Portal and the main theme  from Zelda.
"What colour are your bed sheets?"
Blood red. But they were beige when I bought them.
"Worst injury you’ve ever had?"
I broke both bones in my lower right arm when I was in 8th  grade. But the one that’s left the most damage was when I sliced my  entire right hand open on a broken window.

At my 500 followers milestone, I suppose everyone would like to know who I really am. loljk that’s not it at all. I just love to talk about myself. I’m like the most interesting guy in my life.

  • Yes, I do always look as high as I do in that picture. It’s a gift. I’ve actually never done any drugs in my life, but for some reason I always look like I’m blazed out of my mind. Especially when people don’t tell me they’re taking my picture.
  • My name is Travis.
  • I’m 22.
  • Daniel Plainview is everything I want to be in life.
  • Despite everything I post, and how much I join in the hnnnnging over people like Misha Collins, I am in fact straight.
  • I just have a large list of people I’d go gay for, given the smallest opportunity.
  • I love watching TV/movies. If I could get paid to just do that forever, I’d be a happy person. Looks like I’m gonna marry me a rich girl.
  • I have a huge tumblr family. Basically, if you ever talk to me at all, or if I ever talk to you, you’re in my family.
  • I listen pretty much exclusively to metal, classic rock, and Broadway music. I’m very particular about the music I listen to, and don’t really listen to much new stuff.
  • If I like you enough, I’ll listen to this really good band you just listened to that I HAVE TO hear.
  • But I don’t like you that much. So don’t.
  • My twitter is @a42towels, you can follow me there if you’d like.
  • And my last.fm is also a42towels.
  • The fact that there’s currently 503 of you who care enough to follow me, or are too lazy to click the unfollow button, is fucking incomprehensible to me.
  • I love all of my followers. Don’t be afraid to leave me shit.
  • The rest of this is going behind a READ MORE so I don’t clog up all your dashes.
  • If it works.

Read More

I just passed 200 followers, so I guess it’s time for another about me…  I know you guys are fucking dying to know about the man behind all this.  So here’s an assortment of random facts about me.
Travis.
22 years old.
I listen almost exclusively to metal, classic rock, and Broadway music.
Favorite band:  Strapping Young Lad.
Favorite musical: Jekyll & Hyde
I can solve a Rubik’s Cube, juggle, and I’m working on contact juggling, but that shit is fucking hard.
I have an incredible fear of portraits.  It’s my only fear, but it is fucking crippling.
I work at Papa John’s, presently.  But that will hopefully be changing in the near future.
Favorite movie: The Shawshank Redemption.
Favorite TV show: Firefly.  I love a lot of other TV shows, but Firefly was the first show I really became obsessed with and loved.
I love video games, and have a Wii and an Xbox 360.  If anyone ever wants to play, srsly let me know.  I will be fucking down.
Favorite book: Speaker for the Dead by Orson Scott Card.
Favorite author: Douglas Adams
I can play the clarinet, bass clarinet, baritone, and tuba.
Even though I come off as an asshole a lot of the time, I genuinely like talking to most people.
I love certain things about my generation, but I was born in very much the wrong decade.  My parents brought me up as though it was still the 60’s and The Brady Bunch was the only thing on TV.  Because of this, I’m really good at talking to people around my parents age.  For example, at my high school prom I spent more time talking to the parents of the kid that drove us than to my date.
She was a cunt, though.
I hate social settings.  I’ll take people one on one, thank you.
I constantly quote random movies/books/songs/comedians.  I don’t care if people don’t get the references.  But if you do, I will love you for life.
I have no idea what I want to do with my life.   Well, I do, but turns out no one will pay you to sit at home doing nothing all day.
I love hiking.  It is my favorite thing to do ever.
Favorite sound: the sound of gravel crunching underfoot.
I love animals.  All animals.  I cried more when my dog died than when my grandpa did.
Abusive friendships are my favorite kind. If I’m not close enough to you that I can’t call you a cunting assfuck, we’re not really friends.
I’m very much the same in person as on the internet.  I will happily say something very offensive very loudly if I think it’s funny.  Ask @recycleanimals about when I told her to shut her whore mouth at the Supernatural Con.
Except I’m awkward in person.  Very awkward.
Apparently I really like to talk about myself.  So I’ll stop now.
Oh, and I love each and every one of my followers.  But you guys need to return that love.  There’s 211 of you, and I only hear from like 12.  Shape up.

I just passed 200 followers, so I guess it’s time for another about me… I know you guys are fucking dying to know about the man behind all this. So here’s an assortment of random facts about me.

  • Travis.
  • 22 years old.
  • I listen almost exclusively to metal, classic rock, and Broadway music.
  • Favorite band: Strapping Young Lad.
  • Favorite musical: Jekyll & Hyde
  • I can solve a Rubik’s Cube, juggle, and I’m working on contact juggling, but that shit is fucking hard.
  • I have an incredible fear of portraits. It’s my only fear, but it is fucking crippling.
  • I work at Papa John’s, presently. But that will hopefully be changing in the near future.
  • Favorite movie: The Shawshank Redemption.
  • Favorite TV show: Firefly. I love a lot of other TV shows, but Firefly was the first show I really became obsessed with and loved.
  • I love video games, and have a Wii and an Xbox 360. If anyone ever wants to play, srsly let me know. I will be fucking down.
  • Favorite book: Speaker for the Dead by Orson Scott Card.
  • Favorite author: Douglas Adams
  • I can play the clarinet, bass clarinet, baritone, and tuba.
  • Even though I come off as an asshole a lot of the time, I genuinely like talking to most people.
  • I love certain things about my generation, but I was born in very much the wrong decade. My parents brought me up as though it was still the 60’s and The Brady Bunch was the only thing on TV. Because of this, I’m really good at talking to people around my parents age. For example, at my high school prom I spent more time talking to the parents of the kid that drove us than to my date.
  • She was a cunt, though.
  • I hate social settings. I’ll take people one on one, thank you.
  • I constantly quote random movies/books/songs/comedians. I don’t care if people don’t get the references. But if you do, I will love you for life.
  • I have no idea what I want to do with my life. Well, I do, but turns out no one will pay you to sit at home doing nothing all day.
  • I love hiking. It is my favorite thing to do ever.
  • Favorite sound: the sound of gravel crunching underfoot.
  • I love animals. All animals. I cried more when my dog died than when my grandpa did.
  • Abusive friendships are my favorite kind. If I’m not close enough to you that I can’t call you a cunting assfuck, we’re not really friends.
  • I’m very much the same in person as on the internet. I will happily say something very offensive very loudly if I think it’s funny. Ask @recycleanimals about when I told her to shut her whore mouth at the Supernatural Con.
  • Except I’m awkward in person. Very awkward.
  • Apparently I really like to talk about myself. So I’ll stop now.
  • Oh, and I love each and every one of my followers. But you guys need to return that love. There’s 211 of you, and I only hear from like 12. Shape up.
I feel like now that I’m actually gaining followers, I should probably do this.
Name: TravisTumblr name: a42towelsFormer  tumblr name(s): melted-butter (NEVER FORGET)Currently listening to: Lux Aurumque by Eric WhitacreFavourite band: Strapping Young Lad, any of Devin Townsend’s other bands, Soilwork, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Billy Joel, AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Pantera, Ozzy.Future  career: Creeper van driver 4 lyfPlans for summer: This summer, I’m hoping to actually get out of my job at Papa John’s (if you couldn’t tell from the picture, I work there).  Plans are to get my own place at the end of summer, and move the hell out of San Diego.  But summer also means Comic-Con, so that’s important too.Most embarrassing moment:  I really don’t get embarrassed that easily.  And I really can’t think of anything.  But I’ll come back and edit this if anything pops into my mind.An  inside joke that that always makes you laugh: Have to go with the classic.  HOW DID DEAN STARTED THE APOCALYPSE?How  are you feeling? Supernatural comes back on tonight, PLUS a new episode of Community.  How the fuck do you think I feel?What are your plans for tomorrow? Sleeping for most of the day until I have to go to work.  Then come home and plan for EPIC SUPERNATURAL CONVENTION THIS WEEKEND.What’s your favourite saying/lyric/line?  Have to go with Douglas Adams on this one.  “Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from  the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent  disinclination to do so.”Formspring  link? Don’t have one, but feel free to send anything to my ask.

I feel like now that I’m actually gaining followers, I should probably do this.

Name: Travis
Tumblr name:
a42towels
Former tumblr name(s):
melted-butter (NEVER FORGET)
Currently listening to:
Lux Aurumque by Eric Whitacre
Favourite band:
Strapping Young Lad, any of Devin Townsend’s other bands, Soilwork, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Billy Joel, AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Pantera, Ozzy.
Future career:
Creeper van driver 4 lyf
Plans for summer:
This summer, I’m hoping to actually get out of my job at Papa John’s (if you couldn’t tell from the picture, I work there).  Plans are to get my own place at the end of summer, and move the hell out of San Diego.  But summer also means Comic-Con, so that’s important too.
Most embarrassing moment:
  I really don’t get embarrassed that easily.  And I really can’t think of anything.  But I’ll come back and edit this if anything pops into my mind.
An inside joke that that always makes you laugh:
Have to go with the classic.  HOW DID DEAN STARTED THE APOCALYPSE?
How are you feeling? Supernatural comes back on tonight, PLUS a new episode of Community.  How the fuck do you think I feel?
What are your plans for tomorrow? Sleeping for most of the day until I have to go to work.  Then come home and plan for EPIC SUPERNATURAL CONVENTION THIS WEEKEND.
What’s your favourite saying/lyric/line?  Have to go with Douglas Adams on this one.  “Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.”
Formspring link? Don’t have one, but feel free to send anything to my ask.