January 24th, 2012 at 12:49AM
zeropunctuationgifs: Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING GREAT TITS!!! From Tomb Raider: Anniversary

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Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING GREAT TITS!!!

From Tomb Raider: Anniversary
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January 24th, 2012 at 12:40AM
zeropunctuationgifs: It’s quite a while before you even glimpse a monster, and let me just transcribe my thought process at the time: “Dum de dum. Well, this isn’t very scary. Oh, look, physics! I can throw chairs around like a removal man who’s completely stopped giving a shit. Doors suddenly blowing open in the wind? Yawnorama! Guess I’ll just look around upstairs and then might as well play Halo: Reach for a bit. Nope, nothing much up here either. I’ll just go back and…whoa, what was that thing I just glimpsed running down a hallway? I don’t know, but it looked cross about something, so I think I’ll go down this other hallway instead. Oh, it’s blocked. Guess I’ll turn around and WHERE DID YOU COME FROM! WHAAAA! RUN, RUN, RUN! I’M SORRY, I DIDN’T MEAN TO MESS YOUR CHAIRS UP! OH, PISSING BLIMEY, THERE’S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!”From Amnesia: The Dark Descent

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It’s quite a while before you even glimpse a monster, and let me just transcribe my thought process at the time: “Dum de dum. Well, this isn’t very scary. Oh, look, physics! I can throw chairs around like a removal man who’s completely stopped giving a shit. Doors suddenly blowing open in the wind? Yawnorama! Guess I’ll just look around upstairs and then might as well play Halo: Reach for a bit. Nope, nothing much up here either. I’ll just go back and…whoa, what was that thing I just glimpsed running down a hallway? I don’t know, but it looked cross about something, so I think I’ll go down this other hallway instead. Oh, it’s blocked. Guess I’ll turn around and WHERE DID YOU COME FROM! WHAAAA! RUN, RUN, RUN! I’M SORRY, I DIDN’T MEAN TO MESS YOUR CHAIRS UP! OH, PISSING BLIMEY, THERE’S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!”
From Amnesia: The Dark Descent

(via theducknamedchad)

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January 24th, 2012 at 12:07AM
That’s like making an antidepressant that makes people believe there’s free money inside their wrists — Yahtzee in his review of Deus Ex
7 notes #my love for this man#knows no bounds#zero punctuation
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:58PM
zeropunctuationgifs: It just goes to show: never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding, and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one’s gonna eat it because you stuck your dick in it!From Prince of Persia: Retrospective

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It just goes to show: never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding, and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one’s gonna eat it because you stuck your dick in it!
From Prince of Persia: Retrospective

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January 23rd, 2012 at 11:27PM

My process before buying a new video game:

  • I wonder if Yahtzee liked it.
  • oh yay, he reviewed it.
  • oh.
  • oooh…..
  • well
  • he only said cunt three times so
  • i guess it’s pretty fucking good

38 notes #i trust yahtzee more than i trust any other reviewer and if you disagree fuck you#zero punctuation
December 22nd, 2011 at 7:13PM
This time the sword comes free with a standard issue support character who deserves special mention because, besides a twitchy enraged badger that points out important quest items by breaking wind at them, I cannot imagine a worse assistant. Her big thing is spurious rigor. She can’t just say ‘Go in the room and stab the big gnat in the obvious glowing weak spot.’ It’s always that there is a 70% chance that you must stab the big gnat in the obvious glowing weak spot. She sounds like a fucking laundry detergent commercial. Her other big thing is stating the obvious. Someone tells you to go to the forest temple. BING! LINK I HAVE CALCULATED THAT WE MUST GO TO THE FOREST TEMPLE. Giant tentacles burst up through the floor. BING! LINK I HAVE CALCULATED THAT THERE IS A BIG MONSTER OUTSIDE WITH A NARK ON. You suck a man’s cock. BING! LINK I HAVE CALCULATED THAT YOU ARE SUCKING A MAN’S COCK. THERE IS A 70% CHANCE THAT YOU SHOULD NOW CRADLE HIS BALLS. — Yahtzee on why Fi is the worst Zelda companion in history
#the legend of zelda#skyward sword#zero punctuation
December 22nd, 2011 at 6:58PM
It just goes to show, don’t stick your dick in a pudding. — Yahtzee
11 notes #life philosophy tbh#zero punctuation#ben croshaw#yahtzee
November 12th, 2011 at 1:33PM

The plot of every Metal Gear Solid game in 4 frames.

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October 7th, 2010 at 5:22PM
Halo: Reach? More like Gay-lo: Reach Around. — Yahtzee
#yahtzee needs to have my babies#ben croshaw#yahtzee#zero punctuation
July 21st, 2010 at 4:11PM
Yahtzee reviews Singularity

I don’t even care about this game, I’m just so impressed that Yahtzee references BttF, Doctor Who, Human Centipede, and talks about feeding babies grenades. I love this man so very much.
#zero punctuation#singularity#ben croshaw#yahtzee